mamiiii ya te kiero verrrr, y pensar ke ya estoy a dormirme de verte.. ahh ke bueno, no ammes escuche una frase buenisima, "hay gente ke se preocupa por como vivira el futuro, ke se olvida de vivir el presente" y pues es lo ke voy a hacer, vivir mi presente, y ese eres tu, y lo ke venga ps vendra... te amo mi amor, un chorro.
mira me mandaron esto jajaja, esta cagadisimoooo te lo paso pa ke lo leas
Ever wonder why men think a lot and women talk so much? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips
The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! (jajaja este esta buenisimo!)
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
Cereal is like pussy men will eat it wet or dry!
jajajaja estan buenos algunos jajajaja ay sabe, lo keria compartir contigo amor, jajaj te amo chikitaa besos
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